How could I possibly compare a blind date to a colonoscopy? You might think the extra sugar on my Frosted Flakes has finally zapped the remaining good brain cells I had left. But check out my list below…they are just about the same. That explains alot.
The Blog for Mr. Brick 
Saw the headline and laughed out loud. Here’s why…a few years ago I went to see a “Colon Guy” about a possible situation I might be having. He made some recommendations, including getting a Colonoscopy – only because I was at the “magic age.” It had nothing to do with what I was actually seeing him for. He saw dollar signs. (Hold that thought on “seeing” and “saw”) Next thing I know, when I went for my follow-up I was told he was out of the office on leave because he had symptoms of a detached retina. And cue that laugh track…because no partially blind person is ever performing a Colonoscopy on moi. No sir.